Junio 2012
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I feel like rewatching the entire world cup.
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adamusprime:
overtheunderpass:
i shit you not
today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED
i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast
he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong
“As a joke, Arthur Conan Doyle once sent five letters to five friends that read,...”
– QI (E Series - Espionage)
alien-offspring:
how many Morrissey fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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none, because there is a light that never goes out.
jeremy-ruiner:
theneverendingdrums:
auditoryassault:
I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
what if someone had an actual phobia though
like with people who are arachnaphobic
a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something
#or they get a really huge glass to put...
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reblogallthisshit:
whereismyoscar:
Tom...
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undeniablenotions:
dapperasf:
applebright:
allwaswellindistrict12:
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
i am canadian i whisper as i chug maple syrup and also spell words with u’s
I am AMERICAN I shout as I freedom
I’m Gallifreyan I think as I shout ALLONS-Y from behind a cardboard Tardis
What if everything you posted on Tumblr appeared...
andrewforlife:
starkid-nerdfighter:
But then you would have to be careful of what you posted. Like what if you reblog the Titanic? Suddenly your house starts shaking and the fucking Titanic crashes through your roof and most of the neighborhood is destroyed because the Titanic is fucking huge and everyone dies all because you wanted to describe your feelings with an “I Can’t” picture of the...
optionallygrammatical:
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
...
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“Siempre he defendido a Torres porque me perece un jugador espléndido que ha...”
– Sergio Ramos (via fuckyeahsernando)
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everettodair:
i got 99 problems and society’s attitudes towards sex and sexuality is like 98 of them
the last one is food.
obesealpaca:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
Mayo 2012
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diabeticdoode:
the-sound-of-hiddles:
diabeticdoode:
wwiao:
who has the time to drink 8 glasses of water a day
I drink like 16 glasses a day actually…
I drink 24 glasses a day so…
Well I actually invented the number 24, and water glasses so um…
yall:
saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”
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[[MORE]]FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK.
I JUST FUCKING ANSWERED YOU!
WHY DID ASK THE EXACT SAME THING RIGHT AFTER I FUCKING ANSWERED YOU?!
FUCK!
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“Equality is not a concept. It’s not something we should be striving for. It’s a...”
– Joss Whedon (via gaywrites)
Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.
I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.
mindfuck
whoaaa
this is AMAZING
EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa
this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!
Whoa.
3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.
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